My show on the Goddamn Media TV station 'My Council Flat' follows my rather haphazard and whimsical journey from dowdy hovel to proud palace.
I was lucky enough to be housed, after a period of extremely poor health, in an area that is up and coming, Royal Clarence Marina. I found myself among the yachties and second home millionaires.
My delusions of grandeur have not filtered despite a run of previous bad luck and the show reveals how to make the most of a small space built on the cheap.
This week I start on the details, where the devil lies in wait!