A Cure for Spots at Last!

I found a cure for spots at last. And it is cheap!

I have a spot cure....for when you have gouged out the innards like it was heart surgery. Lipcoat! It creates a nice flat surface to paint over, stays flat for the few hours you have that date. I can't believe it took 57 and 3 1/4 years to discover this simple trick!

Our new beauty show starts this week when mum and I will be sharing all our secrets of youthful living with the world.

This week we are talking about 'face yoga'.

Yep, it is actually a thing!

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